Dog's just love giving a great big sloppy tongue kiss and babies just love receiving them - a match made in heaven!

Little Red Riding hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.

"My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf." says Little Red Riding Hood.

The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away.

Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the Big Bad Wolf again, this time crouched down behind a tree stump.

"My, what big ears you have, Mr wolf." says Litlle Red Riding hood.

Again the foiled wolf jumps up and quickly runs away.

A few hundred meters further down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, crouched behind some bushes.

"My what Big teeth teeth you have Mr Wolf.", exlaims Little Red Riding Hood.

Exasperated, the Big Bad Wolf jumps up, confronts a quivering Little Red Riding hood and roars,

"WILL YOU GET LOST? I'M TRYING TO TAKE A DUMP!!!!!"

During break time at obedience school, two dogs were talking.
One said to the other..."The thing I hate about obedience school is you learn ALL this stuff you will never use in the real world."